what if i got a boyfriend
i wouldn’t know what to do
what do they eat
how often do they have to be walked
Yeah the sun is hot, but have you ever stopped to think about its personality
Ugh, I hate it when people say “Fuck the police”.
Don’t just fuck the police.
Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the police cry.